+18 .... cyber sex at its best xD ... HILARIOUS

Can't remember where did I get this from ,I just found it saved somewhere in my PC now ...

IT LITERALLY CRACKED ME UP ... I ALMOST FELL OFF THE CHAIR LAUGHING xDxDxD

and I did say +18 right ? xD .. yea .

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• sweet17: Hi 
• bloodninja: hello 
• bloodninja: who is this? 
• sweet17: just a someone? 
• bloodninja: A someone I know? 
• sweet17: nope 
• bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? 
• sweet17: well sorrrrrry 
• sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you 
• bloodninja: why? 
• sweet17: nevermind your an jerk 
• bloodninja: Hey wait a minute 
• sweet17: yes? 
• bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid 
• sweet17: paranoid? 
• bloodninja: yes 
• sweet17: of what? 
• sweet17: me? 
• bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding. 
• sweet17: LOL 
• bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me! 
• bloodninja: This **** is serious! 
• sweet17: What are you hiding from? 
• bloodninja: The cops. 
• sweet17: gimme a ******* break 
• bloodninja: I'm serious. 
• sweet17: I don't get it 
• bloodninja: The cops are after me. 
• sweet17: For what? 
• bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states 
• sweet17: For??? 
• bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing. 
• bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. 
• bloodninja: Hello? 
• sweet17: You are ******* sick. 
• bloodninja: Send me your picture. 
• sweet17: why? 
• bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them. 
• sweet17: One of what? 
• bloodninja: The cops. 
• sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you 
• bloodninja: Then send me your picture. 
• sweet17: hold on 
• bloodninja: Hurry up. 
• bloodninja: Are you there? 
• bloodninja: **** you, cop! 
• sweet17: Hey sorry 
• sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. 
• bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. 
• bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. 
• bloodninja: Weren't you!? 
• sweet17: thats not it 
• bloodninja: Then what? 
• sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty 
• bloodninja: Most cops aren't 
• sweet17: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********! 
• bloodninja: Then send me the picture. 
• sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail? 
• bloodninja: Just send it through here. 
• sweet17: alright *PIC* 
• sweet17: Did you get it? 
• bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking. 
• sweet17: That was me back in may 
• sweet17: I've lost weight since then. 
• bloodninja: I hope so 
• sweet17: what?!? 
• sweet17: that hurt my feelings. 
• bloodninja: Did it? 
• sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. 
• bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? 
• sweet17: yes 
• bloodninja: Alright let me find it. 
• sweet17: kks 
• bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* 
• sweet17: this isn't you. 
• bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! 
• sweet17: You don't look like that. 
• bloodninja: How the hell do you know? 
• sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. 
• bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. 
• bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. 
• sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol 
• bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... 
• bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. 
• sweet17: Go **** yourself 
• bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture 
• bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week. 
• sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. 
• sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me. 
• sweet17: you hurt me. 
• bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? 
• sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! 
• bloodninja: Why would I do that? 
• sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you 
• bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. 
• sweet17: **** YOU!!! 
• bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs. 
• sweet17: You're a fucking asshole! 
• sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight 
• sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me 
• bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry. 
• sweet17: No you aren't 
• bloodninja: You're right. I'm not. 
• bloodninja: HAARRRRR! 
• sweet17: I'm done with you 
• bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry. 
• sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore 
• bloodninja: Wait a sec 
• bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. 
• bloodninja: Wanna start over? 
• sweet17: No 
• bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty 
• sweet17: You'll what? 
• bloodninja: You heard me. 
• bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty. 
• sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture 
• bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? 
• sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes 
• bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men. 
• bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. 
• sweet17: Like what? 
• bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? 
• sweet17: I don't know 
• bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. 
• sweet17: I'm afraid to 
• bloodninja: Why? 
• sweet17: cause 
• bloodninja: cause why? 
• sweet17: well lets see 
• sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out 
• sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you? 
• bloodninja: Nope 
• sweet17: well its strange to me 
• bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to 
• sweet17: I didn't say that 
• bloodninja: So is that a yes? 
• sweet17: I guess so. 
• bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. 
• bloodninja: Are you willing? 
• sweet17: What do you need me to do? 
• bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. 
• sweet17: ??? 
• bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" 
• bloodninja: ok? 
• bloodninja: Hello? 
• sweet17: You can't be serious 
• bloodninja: Oh yes I am! 
• bloodninja: It's my fantasy. 
• sweet17: this is retarded 
• bloodninja: Do you want it or not? 
• sweet17: Yes I want it. 
• bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? 
• sweet17: sure 
• bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. 
• bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. 
• bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them 
• bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. 
• bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth clit. 
• sweet17: mmmm yeah 
• bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. 
• sweet17: Har 
• bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! 
• bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. 
• sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR 
• bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. 
• bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. 
• bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. 
• bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. 
• sweet17: mmmmmm you are good 
• bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder 
• bloodninja: going limp 
• sweet17: HARRRRRRR 
• bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. 
• bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. 
• bloodninja: going limp 
• sweet17: this is stupid 
• bloodninja: ...still limp 
• bloodninja: Do it! 
• sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR 
• bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your pussy. 
• bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. 
• bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. 
• sweet17: WTF?!?!? 
• bloodninja: They stink really bad. 
• sweet17: OMG STOP!!! 
• bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass 
• bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. 
• bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. 
• sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! 
• bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. 
• bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... 
• bloodninja: I kick you in the face! 
• sweet17: Fuck YOU ASSHOLE!! 
• bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... 
• bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. 
• bloodninja: ...going limp again. 
• bloodninja: Hello? 
• bloodninja: Say it! 
• bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!! 

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or maybe my sense of humor got fucked up lately xD ... either way , laughing again feels soo gooooooooooood xD